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Post by NFS_MW »

hahaha wonder what would happen if the Manager knew it was the trainee. lol nice one, keep posting.
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Post by ND4SPD »

A baby boy was born...so the baby's parents call upon a Molla to bless da baby!!!

then Molla came and when he saw da baby...he went unconcious!!! every1 were asking what happend!!!

The molla said dat this baby is a JINISH!!! whome ever he'll call...the person will die within a few days!!!

Molla left and every1 got tensed!!!

The first the baby called is his grandpa...he died 2 days later...then the baby said Grandma...She also died...and then the baby called his father 'ABBU'

The baby's father is highly in tension...he was thinkin i'm gonna die within a few days!!!

Then..after a few days later...one man lived in front of thier house died!!!
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Post by Neil »

lol...the 1st one was the Killer 8)
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Post by sakin_uttara »

good jokes nd4spd .. lolz... bt 1ft one was killer... :D
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Post by ND4SPD »

thnx for da appirciation!!!
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Post by GTI VR6 »

ND4SPD. i'm deleting some of your jokes. they are funny but they are not appropriate. I've received some complaints.
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Post by ND4SPD »

OH!!! i'm VERY VERY SORRY for dat!!! i kne something is gonna happen like dat!!! i should have think twice befow i post!!!

SORRY EVERYBODY...PLZ TAKE MA APOLOGY!!!

I'LL BE CAREFUL NEXT TIME!!!
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Post by arnab »

you can pm me those jokes.
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Post by Neil »

and me as well..please :blue_wink:
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Post by NFS_MW »

me too pls? :)
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Post by saif009 »

nice joke but old one. though thanks for make me remember that joke. thanks n keep going
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Post by Hardstone_Killerz »

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
Girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the file, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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Post by rawfin »

nice!!!!
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Post by ND4SPD »

what a joke!!! HO HO!!!
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