crack jokes here ! :D

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:23 am

:blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

Post by **arnab** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:38 pm

nice one GTI, got any more of them?

Post by **arnab** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:03 pm

here's one in the same line as GTI's:

Little Joe went to his father and asked, could he explain to him, what's politics.
The father responded: "Sure I can. Let's take our family for example. I'm bringing the money, so we can call me the capitalism. Your mother manages this money, so let's call her the government. We both care only for your good, so you're the nation. Our maid is the working class, and your little brother, who lays in his diapers is the future. Do you understand?"
Little Joe was a bit confused, so he decided that he needs to sleep with it first.
In the middle of night he woke up by his little brother, who was crying because his diaper was full. He went and knocked to his parents bedroom, but his mother was sleeping so deeply that he couldn't wake her up. Then he went to the maid's room and found his father with her in the bed. They were too busy to notice him knocking on the door, so he went back to his bed.
The next day his father asked little Joe: "Did you finally understood what's politics, and can explain it by your own words?"
Joe said: "Yes, now I know. Capitalism fucks the working class while the government is sleeping. The nation is totally ignored, and the future is shitty!"
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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to
choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor, if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back
down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find a husband each....

First floor - The door had a sign saying, - "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they went. Second floor - The sign read, - "These men
have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor - This sign read - "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went..
Fourth floor - This door had a sign saying - "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor - The sign on that door said, - "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please! The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

Post by **GTI VR6** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:05 am

good ones arnab!

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:28 am

arnab da first one is good. lol

Post by **GTI VR6** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:25 am

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass
eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed
by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
>shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. The next morning,
she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!!
Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?".

"No," she replies........."

Wait for it

It's coming

The suspense is killing you, isn't it

"You just happened to catch my eye."

Post by **arnab** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:08 pm

:blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

deshi_chele · Post by **deshi_chele** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:06 pm

gud 1 :blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:17 am

GTI wheres the endin man......

Post by **arnab** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:42 pm

shamsshahriyar wrote:GTI wheres the endin man......

:blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:12 pm

whats the time...how many days passed by......????????WHERES GTIIIIIIIIIIIIII ...plz tell us the endin....afta i get ur endin i have a nasty joke and a real funny joke

Post by **arnab** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:40 pm

shamsshahriyar wrote:whats the time...how many days passed by......????????WHERES GTIIIIIIIIIIIIII ...plz tell us the endin....afta i get ur endin i have a nasty joke and a real funny joke

bhaiya read the last line of the joke, tar porao jodi na bhujha thako pm GTI

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:25 pm

i think this topic goes for crack joes..arnab bhaiia i understood what he wrote...lol... the line i wrote about da ending about the joke was also another joke it wasnt a joke but i made it

Post by **arnab** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:57 pm

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to
fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man
as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

SarkaR · Post by **SarkaR** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:22 pm

arnab wrote:Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to
fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man
as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of
YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

:blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol; :blue_lol; WTF, thats so funny man. The blind man must be a Bangladeshi and the guy with 9 kids a typical Pakistani. :blue_lol; Good one.

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