A man hires a blonde painter to paint his porch.
She comes to his house, and he gives her the paint and brush. He goes into the house. His wife asks "Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" " She should, we were standing on it." about an hour later, she knocks on the door. "Are you done already?" the man asked. "Yeah, and there was enough paint left, so I did a second coat." "Wow, how much do i owe you?" "50 should be enough"
"Just 50?" he asked. "Yes, and by the way, it's not a porch, it's a ferrari"
