crack jokes here ! :D

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:47 pm

Two Sylheti Phuaa!

dui ta Sylheti puaa both student of SHAJALAL UNIVERSITY in Earth and Space science program. One day they were talking about the American Astronauts (NASA) space program..

So, one said to the other: "What's the big deal about going to the moon?
Anybody can go there. We are Sylheti, we will
go directly to the sun". :x :x :x

Then the second replied with a confused face

" dosto eta tui kita
kos, tor matha thikasse nii? "

If we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt" :( :( :(

The first one replied: " aare ghada, ami koisi ni amra MORNING e jaimoo.
aare We will go at night."

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:51 pm

hahah..nice 1..nice thread samar..

auto_freak · Post by **auto_freak** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:54 pm

awesome !!! hehe lol

Post by **GTI VR6** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:19 am

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt wrote:Two Sylheti Phuaa!

dui ta Sylheti puaa both student of SHAJALAL UNIVERSITY in Earth and Space science program. One day they were talking about the American Astronauts (NASA) space program..

So, one said to the other: "What's the big deal about going to the moon?
Anybody can go there. We are Sylheti, we will
go directly to the sun". :x :x :x

Then the second replied with a confused face " dosto eta tui kita
kos, tor matha thikasse nii? "

If we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt" :( :( :(

The first one replied: " aare ghada, ami koisi ni amra MORNING e jaimoo.
aare We will go at night."

I heard the blonde version of this joke and used it on a couple of my blonde friends.....thanks for reminding me of it again......

:D:D:D

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:39 am

Confused Girl

A little girl went to the school for the first time. Her lady teacher explained that if she wanted to go to the toilet (pee) she should raise her index finger.
The little girl looked puzzled

and asked, "How that's going to stop it

: "
:lol: :lol: :lol:

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:41 am

haha anytime bro :)

GTI VR6 wrote:
chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt wrote:Two Sylheti Phuaa!

dui ta Sylheti puaa both student of SHAJALAL UNIVERSITY in Earth and Space science program. One day they were talking about the American Astronauts (NASA) space program..

So, one said to the other: "What's the big deal about going to the moon?
Anybody can go there. We are Sylheti, we will
go directly to the sun". :x :x :x

Then the second replied with a confused face " dosto eta tui kita
kos, tor matha thikasse nii? "

If we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt" :( :( :(

The first one replied: " aare ghada, ami koisi ni amra MORNING e jaimoo.
aare We will go at night."
I heard the blonde version of this joke and used it on a couple of my blonde friends.....thanks for reminding me of it again......:D:D:D

auto_freak · Post by **auto_freak** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:44 am

yo dude da jokes r awesome !!

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:00 am

Making an effort to help a "lonely" child

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

auto_freak · Post by **auto_freak** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:11 am

gud 1 dude

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:17 am

auto_freak wrote:gud 1 dude

thanx..

roadkill · Post by **roadkill** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:34 am

lol lol lol

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:01 am

haha dats funny as hell rawfin

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:54 am

Akdin onek lok akta shipe kore jachelo. Hothath akta chotto chele panite pore gelo.
Cheletake bachanor jonne shobai chithkar korchilo.Kinto keo panite jhap deir shahosh pachilo na.Hothath akjon bridho lok panite jhapiy porlo abong cheletake othey anlo.
Tokhon shobai bridhoti ke bolchelo,Apni eto mohot,ato bhalo.Ai bridho boyeshe joboner jhuki ney cheletake bachalen kibhabe.

Tokhon bridhoti chechiey othlo,are miara kotha rakhen.Age kon amare pichon thaikka dhakka marchilo keda???

roadkill · Post by **roadkill** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:22 pm

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt wrote:Akdin onek lok akta shipe kore jachelo. Hothath akta chotto chele panite pore gelo.
Cheletake bachanor jonne shobai chithkar korchilo.Kinto keo panite jhap deir shahosh pachilo na.Hothath akjon bridho lok panite jhapiy porlo abong cheletake othey anlo.
Tokhon shobai bridhoti ke bolchelo,Apni eto mohot,ato bhalo.Ai bridho boyeshe joboner jhuki ney cheletake bachalen kibhabe.

Tokhon bridhoti chechiey othlo,are miara kotha rakhen.Age kon amare pichon thaikka dhakka marchilo keda???

lol lol thats a funny one... still laughin.....

auto_freak · Post by **auto_freak** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:15 pm

awesome jokes every1. lol

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