Cows and Economics
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:31 pm
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DUBAI SYSTEM
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise in all
magazines and Cable TV. You create a Cow City or Milk Town. You sell off
their milk before the cows are milked, to both legit and shady investors,
who hope to resell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two month
time. You bring Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods to milk the cows to attract
attention.
QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one
realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing; you go
crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows, in the shortest time
possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.
SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples, the gov't decides to ban all cows in
public. The only method to milk a cow is to have the cow at one side of the
curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other side; or to hire females
and train them to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.
BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Some high gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the
milk and pockets the profit. The gov't tells you there is just one cow and
not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the govt
and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 months,
decide to employ ten Bahrainis to milk the remaining cow at the same time to
cut back on unemployment.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria , the other by the Lebanese gov't,
both are milked by Syrian Laborers during their free time as informers.
EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak!
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows and have no idea what to do with them. It doesn't really
matter, you go on strike anyway because you feel you need three cows.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and find out you have five cows. You count
again and find out you have eight cows. You count again and out you have 20
cows. You are so happy, you stop counting and open another bottle of Vodka.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.
DUBAI SYSTEM
You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise in all
magazines and Cable TV. You create a Cow City or Milk Town. You sell off
their milk before the cows are milked, to both legit and shady investors,
who hope to resell the non-existent milk for a 100% profit in two month
time. You bring Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods to milk the cows to attract
attention.
QATAR SYSTEM:
You have two cows. They've been sitting there for decades and no one
realizes that cows can produce milk. You see what Dubai is doing; you go
crazy and start milking the heck out of the cows, in the shortest time
possible. Then you realize no one wanted the milk in the first place.
SAUDI SYSTEM:
Since milking the cow involves nipples, the gov't decides to ban all cows in
public. The only method to milk a cow is to have the cow at one side of the
curtain and the guy milking the cow on the other side; or to hire females
and train them to milk the cows ... the debate is still going on.
BAHRAIN SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Some high gov't official steals one, milks it, sells the
milk and pockets the profit. The gov't tells you there is just one cow and
not enough milk for the people. The people riot and scream death to the govt
and carry Iranian flags. The Parliament, after thinking for 11 months,
decide to employ ten Bahrainis to milk the remaining cow at the same time to
cut back on unemployment.
LEBANON SYSTEM:
You have two cows. One is owned by Syria , the other by the Lebanese gov't,
both are milked by Syrian Laborers during their free time as informers.
EGYPT SYSTEM:
You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak!
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows and have no idea what to do with them. It doesn't really
matter, you go on strike anyway because you feel you need three cows.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and find out you have five cows. You count
again and find out you have eight cows. You count again and out you have 20
cows. You are so happy, you stop counting and open another bottle of Vodka.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. Both are mad.