"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN ?"
Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:11 am
"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and
replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out
anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on YAHOO .Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to up load, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, but
it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
itself in
her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and
replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out
anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a
chat room on YAHOO .Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to up load, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, but
it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
itself in
her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D good one sakin.