Deshi teacher's ENGLISH

Hardstone_Killerz · Post by **Hardstone_Killerz** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:47 pm

In class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family

* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late - say YES or NO

Post by **arnab** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:24 pm

hahaha so true

NFS_MW · Post by **NFS_MW** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:03 am

hahahaha great! these are almost true, but i haven't noticed any teacher from our school speaking this horrible english.. :S

Post by **arnab** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:06 pm

I've heard ""close the doors of the window"" & "''Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside"" before...

NFS_MW · Post by **NFS_MW** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:12 pm

arnab wrote:I've heard ""close the doors of the window"" & "''Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside"" before...

must be one heck of a moment for u and u're friends.. :blue_lol; could u stop urself from laughing at that time? :blue_rolleyes:

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:00 pm

very true!!

sakin_uttara · Post by **sakin_uttara** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:39 pm

lolz... We do have a faculty @ NSU .. a math faculty from DU .. he speaks somthing like this.......

akhter · Post by **akhter** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:31 pm

hahah..nice...this is hilllllllllllarrrrrriiiousss...hehe

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