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Economics, as practiced world wide!
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows . You sell one and buy a bull . Your herd multiplies and the economy grows . You retire on the income .
AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows . You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows . You profess surprise when the cow drops dead . You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be branded a threat to mankind . You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows .
FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows . You go on strike demanding three cows .
GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows . You reengineer them so that they live for one hundred years , eat once a month and also milk themselves .
BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows . They are both mad cows .
JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows . You redesign them so that they are one tenth the size of any ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk . You then create cute cartoon cow images called COWKI MON and market them world wide .
CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows . You have three hundred people milking them .You claim full employment , high bovine productivity and arrest any one reporting the actual numbers .
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS You have two cows . Ignoring Microcredit economy, you choose one cow as the Prime Minister of the country and the other as the Leader of the Opposition .
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows . You claim that the Indian cows belong to you .You ask the US for financial aid , China for military aid , Britain for technology , France for submarines , Switzerland for loans , Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment . You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world .
INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows . You worship them .
