Dumb Laws!!!

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Tue May 02, 2006 12:23 pm

In the State of Michigan.

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

The last Sunday in June of every year was named log cabin day.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state. :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. :quesexclaim: :quesexclaim:

You may not swear in front of women and children.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

Find out about your State's or Countries Dumb Laws @ http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama/

sakin_uttara · Post by **sakin_uttara** » Wed May 03, 2006 12:46 am

lolz .... nice find bro .....

Post by **arnab** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:06 pm

wow, is it for real?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:23 am

yep...100% arnab.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Thu May 04, 2006 3:28 am

State of Florida. Zoheb watchout for these laws..

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.

Shahriar · Post by **Shahriar** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:28 am

This is absolutely crap..i wonder r they really true..

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Thu May 04, 2006 6:56 am

Shahriar wrote:This is absolutely crap..i wonder r they really true..

they are true. every state law is different and there are couple of claws like this do exists.

Post by **arnab** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:38 pm

i cant believe that they have laws banning a guy from kissing his wifes breasts...

and only missionary

when were these laws written?

sakin_uttara · Post by **sakin_uttara** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:37 pm

lolz....

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:12 pm

arnab wrote:i cant believe that they have laws banning a guy from kissing his wifes breasts... and only missionary when were these laws written?

From 1962 arnab, some of these laws are older than that. but these laws are kind of inactive, but it's in the book and it can be used if necessary.

Post by **arnab** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:51 pm

Neil wrote:
arnab wrote:i cant believe that they have laws banning a guy from kissing his wifes breasts... and only missionary when were these laws written?
From 1962 arnab, some of these laws are older than that. but these laws are kind of inactive, but it's in the book and it can be used if necessary.

Life must have been pretty dull back then!!

sakin_uttara · Post by **sakin_uttara** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:28 am

ta ja bolychen bhai .... :blue_lol;

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Mon May 08, 2006 9:58 am

State of GTI VR6...Minnesota

Minnesota
• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
• All bathtubs must have feet.
• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
• Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
• Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
• Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
• Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
• In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)
• It is illegal to sleep naked.
• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
• Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
• Oral sex is prohibited.
• Rochester: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Smoking while in bed is illegal.
• St. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
• Virginia: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
• Wayland: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

Post by **GTI VR6** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:38 am

Neil wrote:State of GTI VR6...Minnesota

Minnesota
• A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
• A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
• All bathtubs must have feet.
• All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
• Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
• Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
• Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
• Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
• Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
• Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
• In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)
• It is illegal to sleep naked.
• It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
• Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
• No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
• Oral sex is prohibited.
• Rochester: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Smoking while in bed is illegal.
• St. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
• There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
• Virginia: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
• Wayland: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

I've broken some of those laws

. btw, most of the older houses do have bathtubs with feet.

Post by **arnab** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:23 pm

which ones did you break, I think I may not be able to visit Minessota, since I have already broken some of their laws. Comeon oral sex prohibited..!!!!

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