Biman Bangladesh :D

[sakin_uttara]

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.


This is your Captain welcoming you on board Biman Bangladesh
Airlines.


We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to
bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.


This is Flight 126 to Delhi . Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed,
but we will end up somewhere in the North.


If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!


Biman Bangladesh Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact
our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to
fly with us!


It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of
our passengers have reached their destination.


If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!


To make you're free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary Dail tea and Bela biscuits!


For our not-so-religious (progotishil) passengers, we are the only
airlines that can help you find out if there really is a God!


We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.


There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling
us to slow down!


In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close,
do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot Kanu Miah sometimes flies
right through the landmark!


Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for
take-off and fasten your set-belt. For those of you who can't find
a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat
... and for those of you, who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to
get in touch with stewardess Bidisha who will explain how to fasten
yourself to your suitcase.


ENJOY BANGLADESH BIMAN ... YOUR HOME IN THE AIR!!!

[NFS_MW]

Biman Bangladesh Airlines has an excellent safety-record. In fact
our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to
fly with us!


It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of
our passengers have reached their destination.


If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off!





We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
shown as we forgot to record it from the television.

:blue_lol; :blue_lol; great one sakin! :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

[saif009]

daaaruun baaaaaaaaaaash........
keep it up

[sakin_uttara]

thnaku

[arnab]

i stopped flying biman 15 years back, I know that most of their flights to Dubai are delayed. Something that hasn't changed or will change.

[rawfin]

my dad once tried to introduce a test for over-weight cabin crews(esp. the women),they all went on strike!!!

[Neil]

apprently there will be no flight from New York pretty soon i guess. the last time i flew on Biman was back on 2002 and i do regrat it each and everyday of my life. As a Bangladeshi i shouldn't be saying this, but Biman is not for people...it is for money and corruptions.

Good joke sakin.

[arnab]

Biman is getting a lot of Aunty type stewardess's....whats the deal?

[Neil]

Biman is getting a lot of Aunty type stewardess's....whats the deal?

thats right....what's up with that aunty to aunty sometime with no shame. whatever man purana kotha monay kortay chai na..... :blue_rolleyes: