not tht funny

sakin_uttara · Post by **sakin_uttara** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:19 am

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:

"I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:

“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:

“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“

He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:

"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."

To this the little boy says:

“Don‘t fret old man…..

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....."

The moral of this story….

Each country gets the president it deserves.

NFS_MW · Post by **NFS_MW** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:00 pm

heard it before.. but yeh not so funny but nice..

saif009 · Post by **saif009** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:05 pm

i heared it having Khaleda Zia

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:39 am

nice sakin...heard it from my coz when i was visiting Dhaka.

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