crack jokes here ! :D

auto_freak · Post by **auto_freak** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:22 am

gud 1 ctguy.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:45 am

lolzzzz...you guys are really funny. :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

rxse7en · Post by **rxse7en** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:16 pm

The Mailman

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It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever
experienced.
When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."

Post by **arnab** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:36 pm

hahaha that was a good one, reminds me of Goldie...from Sin City

Post by **GTI VR6** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:13 am

nice one rxse7en........i remember you used to be a hilarious person at you school.......you still are!

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:17 am

GTI VR6 wrote:nice one rxse7en........i remember you used to be a hilarious person at you school.......you still are!

:offtopic: So you were in Scholastica too?

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:19 am

A Father-Son Conversation-:

Son: Dad,Is marrying expensive?
Dad: Im not sure,Im still paying.

rxse7en · Post by **rxse7en** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:57 am

Rawfin, yes I was in Scholastica. Just a couple of jokes I came across the rx7 club.

auto_freak · Post by **auto_freak** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:34 am

gr8 small joke, rawfin. Wow, gti and were in scholastica. Which year did you guys finish olevels. I was in scholastica too. 2005 e may te graduate korlam matro.

Post by **arnab** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:11 pm

G.W.Bush's hotmail

http://www.apnaali.com/funzone/bushmail.asp#

Post by **arnab** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:20 pm

Now we all know that "google" is a great site to get all the questions answered, well at least for me.

anyways so given the fact that millions use it to gather information they probably have to have credible information with them, I mean they should not be giving out false information.

So on that note type the word "failure" and see what the first link to it is

Post by **arnab** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:21 pm

Now type "failure" and pree I'm feeling lucky

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:24 pm

Lucky Mr.Bush! :blue_lol; great one arnab!! :blue_lol;

Post by **GTI VR6** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:16 am

A young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars; and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer.

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt · Post by **chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:15 am

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cantt stop laffffin maaaan.. good one gti haha

GTI VR6 wrote:A young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars; and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer.

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