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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:33 pm
by arnab
hahahaha, yeah. i dont think its offensive, i have to scrap a lot of NWS jokes.....we should have one for the administration.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:49 am
by shamsshahriyar
hahha...lol..funny yaar...

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:01 pm
by arnab
How to speak Chinese...
1) That's not right.............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hai Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight...........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile..............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..............................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:46 pm
by shamsshahriyar
man/.....this is the greatest joke........hahaha

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:13 pm
by brian'o'conner
LOL....LOL....LOL....cool joke mannn......still laughin

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:14 pm
by brian'o'conner
Its 'Fa Kin Su Pah' mann ....lol...lol...lol...

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:56 pm
by rawfin
hahahah! nice one arnab!

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:48 am
by GTI VR6
Yu Stin Ki Pu :D

Re: crack jokes here ! :D

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:37 pm
by NFS_MW
chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt wrote:Two Sylheti Phuaa!


dui ta Sylheti puaa both student of SHAJALAL UNIVERSITY in Earth and Space science program. One day they were talking about the American Astronauts (NASA) space program..

So, one said to the other: "What's the big deal about going to the moon?
Anybody can go there. We are Sylheti, we will
go directly to the sun". :x :x :x

Then the second replied with a confused face :? " dosto eta tui kita
kos, tor matha thikasse nii? "

If we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt" :( :( :(

The first one replied: " aare ghada, ami koisi ni amra MORNING e jaimoo.
aare We will go at night." 8) 8) 8)
hahahh... :blue_lol; :blue_lol; ...

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:44 pm
by NFS_MW
arnab wrote:How to speak Chinese...
1) That's not right.............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hai Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight...........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile..............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..............................................Fa Kin Su Pah
Arnab vai its "Fa Kin Su Pah" man... :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:55 am
by shamsshahriyar
lol..man..this is sumthin

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:31 am
by Neil
Ok guys. this joke has been sent to us from our VP of Public Relations.(Didn't know that old bugger had some humore :blue_wink: ) this kept us all laughing all day today. Enjoy. :twisted:

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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:57 am
by game8618
lolzzzz the last 1 is the killerrrrrr.

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:18 am
by shamsshahriyar
lol man..the last 1 is seriously funny..i think all of them deserves a 10 from me..lol

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:43 pm
by NFS_MW
nice one Neil.