crack jokes here ! :D

Post by **arnab** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:33 pm

hahahaha, yeah. i dont think its offensive, i have to scrap a lot of NWS jokes.....we should have one for the administration.

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:49 am

hahha...lol..funny yaar...

Post by **arnab** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:01 pm

How to speak Chinese...
1) That's not right.............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hai Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight...........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile..............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..............................................Fa Kin Su Pah

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:46 pm

man/.....this is the greatest joke........hahaha

brian'o'conner · Post by **brian'o'conner** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:13 pm

LOL....LOL....LOL....cool joke mannn......still laughin

brian'o'conner · Post by **brian'o'conner** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:14 pm

Its 'Fa Kin Su Pah' mann ....lol...lol...lol...

rawfin · Post by **rawfin** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:56 pm

hahahah! nice one arnab!

Post by **GTI VR6** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:48 am

Yu Stin Ki Pu

NFS_MW · Post by **NFS_MW** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:37 pm

chittaGoNgz_FyNeSt wrote:Two Sylheti Phuaa!

dui ta Sylheti puaa both student of SHAJALAL UNIVERSITY in Earth and Space science program. One day they were talking about the American Astronauts (NASA) space program..

So, one said to the other: "What's the big deal about going to the moon?
Anybody can go there. We are Sylheti, we will
go directly to the sun". :x :x :x

Then the second replied with a confused face " dosto eta tui kita
kos, tor matha thikasse nii? "

If we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt" :( :( :(

The first one replied: " aare ghada, ami koisi ni amra MORNING e jaimoo.
aare We will go at night."

hahahh... :blue_lol; :blue_lol; ...

NFS_MW · Post by **NFS_MW** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:44 pm

arnab wrote:How to speak Chinese...
1) That's not right.............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hai Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift...............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight...........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile..............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..............................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Arnab vai its "Fa Kin Su Pah" man... :blue_lol; :blue_lol;

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:55 am

lol..man..this is sumthin

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:31 am

Ok guys. this joke has been sent to us from our VP of Public Relations.(Didn't know that old bugger had some humore :blue_wink: ) this kept us all laughing all day today. Enjoy.

game8618 · Post by **game8618** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:57 am

lolzzzz the last 1 is the killerrrrrr.

shamsshahriyar · Post by **shamsshahriyar** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:18 am

lol man..the last 1 is seriously funny..i think all of them deserves a 10 from me..lol

NFS_MW · Post by **NFS_MW** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:43 pm

nice one Neil.

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