Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:39 pm
Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:17 pm
I am flying 2 London in a day or two....have my Welcome Day on da 8th....i jst got to know there is test(wtf test on first day..err)....u guyz have any clue whats gonna b in da maths paper???
Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:14 pm
A driving school test :P.
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a ...
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a ...
Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:18 am
Got my acceptence letter frm David Game today...hope see u guys in Jan...
Btw,what have u got for Maths and IT???
Btw,what have u got for Maths and IT???
Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:45 pm
^^thts an awesum ryd Shahriar..
Btw,how are your classes going,I jst appyled 4 UFP in David Game for Jan'08...is UFP harder than A'levels???
Btw,how are your classes going,I jst appyled 4 UFP in David Game for Jan'08...is UFP harder than A'levels???
Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:38 pm
Chk this out:
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was ...
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was ...
Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:23 pm
Spotted:
Hummer Limo
Ferrari Enzo
Modded Skyline
Some Lamborgini Gallardo (with UAE and Kuwait Number plates)
in West End..London
Hummer Limo
Ferrari Enzo
Modded Skyline
Some Lamborgini Gallardo (with UAE and Kuwait Number plates)
in West End..London
Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:25 pm
Deshi teacher's ENGLISH
In class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class ...
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class ...
Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:47 pm
Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:13 am
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
Girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's ...
Girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's ...
Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:25 am
Lexus-350 looks all da same............like the previous model RX-330 Or Toyota-Harrier 2004.But the engine has got sum new features.
How much does this cost???????????
How much does this cost???????????
Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:40 pm
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Bring me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No ...
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Bring me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No ...
Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:30 pm
N.B- There are no spelling mistakes or typo's, its just the way this guy pronounces the word.
An Italian tourist wrote a complain letter to the hotel manager in London:
The manager
Dear Signor Diretorre,
Now I am tella you teh story how I was treated at your hotella. I am Comma from Palermo ...
An Italian tourist wrote a complain letter to the hotel manager in London:
The manager
Dear Signor Diretorre,
Now I am tella you teh story how I was treated at your hotella. I am Comma from Palermo ...
Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:37 pm
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone.He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
was no need for ...
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to
the party alone.He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
was no need for ...
Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:29 pm